That dumb bitch who posts a stupid love status...
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That awkward moment when you realize that Kim...
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ithinkmyneckisred: georgia-dream: For once… why the hell not? i’m brored as fuck…
Anonymous asked: lily is ur daughter?
Let’s play “yes” or “no.” You ask me questions on...
Have a marathon of "The Boondocks" before work.
God I love this show
intheyellowsubmarine: PINKY AND THE BRAIN MEETS THE BEATLES! I actually love this, they’ve captured Yoko pefectly;D
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Things Batman would yell during sex
Bats: AHHH I'M CUMMING HARDER THAN THE BULLET THAT KILLED MY PARENTS
Or this: THIS ISN'T ANAL! THIS IS HARD TIME IN THE SLAMMER!
Anonymous asked: That Abe/Kayne thing you posted is very ignorant and racist
gogogadgetpenis: oh you’re a virgin? i can fix that