I like stuff...and things.

adhoption:

stupidstagram:

stupidstagram:

so many hot boys……. all of us 

maybe 5 hot girls 

in 

the world 

change my post to something as disgusting as this ever again and i’ll rip out your throat and feed it to my dogs 

if literally just switching the genders can make you this angry you probably shouldn’t have made the post in the first place

(via privilegedenyingfeministcunt)

whorville:

Pluto isn’t the only thing that’s rock hard and tiny ;)

(via ruinedchildhood)

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?
  • me during the purge: (breaks all the strange and dated laws that police don't really enforce anymore. like that bullshit about not being able to keep a donkey in your bathtub? it's time to truly live.)
eversolewd:

havocados:

In the future they’re gonna sell you air and you’re gonna fuckin buy it.

The lorax is a prophecy
h8beingsober:

coke
nishlo:

stunningpicture:

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it

thejunglenook:

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

This joke is lethal

(Source: rianderthal, via thechildishthings)

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